Player Profile #5

Steve Cubis
aka. Gary
aka. Dragnet Steve


You could probably say that Steve is the stud in The Sam. Steve is a centre midfield in the team, but a lot of his time is spent away from the pitch, with many a lady friend.

Steve is a respectable soccer player. He is second best in the team after Charles in terms of his ability to do tricks. He usually starts on the bench in games although since Arthur has been out due to injury, Steve has been getting more time. His attacking play is his best and he is uses skilled playe to set up players like Seung and Nick. He can also score suberb goals.

But what he is really skilled in is womanising. Steve is the idol for millions of screaming teenagers. he appears around the world in concerts and movie premiers and has been named bachelor of the year 2006 by 17 leading international womans magazines including Cleo, Cosmopolitan and Vogue. His untamable hair, his babylike skin and his dreamy smile make girls go wild. Steve has his own brand of cologne and it is selling very well.

Steve was bought by The Sam from Yeovil Town for200,000 pounds, so The Sam has made a huge profit. But The sam has had to put up with a lot. Steve fraternates with so much girls that he is often late to training. Has to ring up taxi companies and scream in to the phone "Im first team man!" because he is so late. he has also had more than his fair share of drug enquiries, comunist conspiracies and sex tape scandals.

Steve is also a fashion guru. Anything he wears it seems that all men want to wear it to. He insisted that The Sams clubrooms would have to be reslyled and done up with chrome in order to make The Sam hip. While other players in The Sam are sponsered by the likes if Nike, Adidas and Puma, Steve is sponsered by Gucci. It must be hard playing proffessional football in leather town shoes with sprigs inserted into them, but Steve will go to any attempt.

Steve is a quintesential part of The Sam. His play off the field no way dampens his excellence on it. let the good times continue.