Profile Featurette #16

BLACK PUDDING

aka. Sweet Sweet Puddin'

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Ode to a Puddin'

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,

Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace worthy
As lang's my arm.

Ye Pow'rs wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o'fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer,
Gie her a Puddin'!

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The Black Pudding, a fantasy for many, has been discovered by The Sams' scientists after years of experiments. Sportsmen and great thinkers alike have yearned for a fat-filling goodness that only the Black Pudding can achieve. Made with only the best waste meat around, the Puddin' gives you energy to burn, and burn it does. In fact the energy it gives you is just too much for your body to handle, and must be used with caution, unless, of course you are The Sam. That mega muncher can munch through a Puddin' like Bum Joon on speed, and has no trouble keeping that hard burning energy stored for the future.

But the puddin' is a well designed sporting suppliment, and we have yet to find it's true, spectacular strength building talents.