Talent Scout #2

Kanye West
aka Tabrio West
aka "ima touch the sky" West
Club: Team: Africa
Nationality: Abyssinia

Kanye West is a new signing for Team Africa this season, a relative unknown quantity in football having swiched codes from being first round draft for Jackosonville Jagwars in NFL. Despite this, he is looking to star in the revamped Team Africa "D" which sees Ebay Eboue replace Timothy Atouba in right back.

Despite the fanfare he receiced after the transfer, rumors surfaced from within Team Africa that they made a mistake signing Kanye as they were intending to sign Tabrio West from Plymouth Argyle who is Nigerian hence African but did not check the first names. Spokesman for Team Africa, Victor Ikpeba has rubbished such speculation and is quoted to be 'mutual' with progress of their new signing. Indeed in their first game against the league of extraordinary gentlewomen, West was to blame for all 8 goals conceded including two "owned" goals. Furthermore, critics have slammed the new player questioning his commitment claiming he is too busy making sure he is "looking extra fly" during the game that his concentration and "D" let him down. His movement was noticibly hampered by him wearing a white suit instead of the regular uniform in which he insists is essenital to "looking extra fly". They also question his nationality claiming he has an American passport and seems to be much more - affluent than other members of Team Africa pointing at the large solid gold chains he wears around his neck while playing. West has played down these comments, he is quoted as saying "I'ma testify, come up to the spot lookin' extra fly. For the day I die, I'ma touch the sky." Reporters and journalists who attended the press conference at KK203 were visually confused to what exactly he meant. When asked a response to the claims he replied, "I am from Ethiopia, I is from the ghetto. You, is from the ghetto. I'ma black, The Sam homies call me Jay Jay because of that, and i is Africain American. Great Lakes Niggers for life.

New signing Kanye West has not made the best start for Team Africa and has a lot to prove in fast pace of Vic Uni Indoor League and it remains to be seen how well he adapts or "touchs the sky" in the next few games. One thing remains certain, you can count on him to look extra fly.