Player Profile #9

Geoffrey Wong
aka. Geofsinho
aka. Geoffrey Ng
aka. The DOMINATOR

The latest member of The Sam to join the awe inspiring committee of members, Geoff is definitely as good as, if not better than his colleagues in the committee. Hopefully more will come.

Born and raised (like captain Arthur) in the mighty Wairarapa, Geoff quickly learnt his footballing skills and was a representative in the major tounaments for juniors in Oceania. Unlike hometown pal Arthur, Geoff set his sights not on Europe, but on New Zealands finest The New Zealand Kingz. The signing bought the New Zealand public some hope that a New Zealand team could actually do something. Alas this was not to be-for even if the Kingz were full of stars, it would be impossible for the Kings to do any better than second last, purely because there is a point when a team can go so low that they can never become any higher.

However Geoff did not give up on his country so easily. He went on to play for The All Whites at the confederations cup. Geoff was the saviour of New Zealand when he scored the equalising goal against Scotland that year, in which Dickov had to reply "Ach! Whats me bonney wee native land coom tae? Weer aabsooluutely paathetic! Ohh aye and I bet yous wee scallywags oover there in Neuw Zeeland think your simpley greet! Ach! GOONAE NOOO DAE THAAAT!" Geoff had certainly shown his brilliance. He was sponsered later that year by Dominate hair products and had a $3 million deal with them.

Newcastle United then offered $17 million to buy Geoff (money which is not known if they had any way) Geoff rejected because besides not wanting to play in Europe, he didn't want to have to play in the Intertoto cup year by year and losing to teams called Streiberkauskin GK from a country God knows where each year.

In 2005 The Sam was bought into being. Geoff leapt at the chance of playing at The Sam. However, he signed late and he was only able to play a handful of games that season. At the end of the year, Chris DeSousa was desmissed and The Sam had to choose who would replace him in the committee. Geoff got the place in front of Nick, and their were threats of Bum Jooning occuring anywhere and everywhere so all balls were confiscated around Kelburn and Geoff had to have body guards around him at all times, even in rooms with 1 meter thick walls, as physics has not yet found how powerfull a Bum Jooning can be.

Geoff is the only two foot player in The Sam. His most famous play is the goal scoring by his left foot at a tight left angle to the goal. His four goals scored for the Sam in one game in 2006 is proof of his special abilities. Will he steal the show in 2006?