Profile Featurette #1

Bobby "Crazy eyes" Bi'basso
aka double bung eye, caint c strait, the reason shades became cool
Occupation works in 'The Sam Souvenirs' a merchendice outlet located on The Sam home ground Kelburn park

No he's not a fearsome italian gangster, he's just a local hero with a huge heart and two bung eyes.

Anyone thats been to a soccer match at kelburn park, even if only once, will know of this local legend. His bubbly personality and crazy antics are always a crowd pleaser when a 'The Sam' match goes stale. (usually due to the opposition giving up because of the shear number of goals they have conceided). Bobby can argue a strong case for being The Sam's number 1 supporter, he has been quoted many a time saying: "aye'ya, I'ya hold'a the record for the most'a matches attended by'a one'a person ya know, AYE LOUGIE!! WHERE'S'A MY FRIGIN'A PIZZA PIE!@#!#!".

Bobby came to New Zealand as an italian imigrant in 1986 to open up new doors for himself financially and romantically. "you'a cee, it's a not'a easy to'a pick up the ladies in'a my'a native italy. So, i'ya thought'a, heeey'ya! I's'a gonna charm me'ya some'a New Zealand beauties!!". Unfortunatley for Bobby he did not intially have the rip blasting time with the ladies he predicted. His first night out clubbing saw him thrown in jail for suspected cocain abuse, lucky for bobby charges were swiftly dropped when his uncomprehendible speech and drugged up appearence were put down to his being italian and bung eyed.

However these days Bobby's luck has had a turn for the better. He was one of the first Kelburn park staff on hand when The Sam was founded and has reaped the benefits immensely. Fans can be heard throughout kelburn saying things such as "you know that bobby is sooo dreamy, he could bung my eye's any day (sigh)" and Kanye West from team africa has even been overheard commenting "Bobby's extra fly, come the day i die, i'm gonna bung my eye".

So Bobby, from all the staff at the sam, the players, and of course the fans, thankyou, thankyou very much