Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Player Profile #16

The Mask
aka Fred

The Mask, as we know him is a scary evil face, but he is , in factc a quite person who wants to be left alone. His name is Fred and he was brought up in Wanganui.

He started work as a janitor in 1999, but in early 2000 he suffered a bad bout of Hypothermia while climbing Mt Victoria, and his skin became an unfortunate shade of brown with his mouth perminently open and his tonge sticking out.

His career was more or less finished, until one day he met Seung. Seung convinced him to move in with him, The Sam, Tony and Bum Joon in 18 Clifton terrace in 2006. But all except Seung were terrified and shooed him out of the house. he was then forced to sleep in the shelter downa path were the hobos live and scare all passers by. This was until, of course, The Sam needed him in their movie. During production he subjected to torture which included being beat up by Charles on a side of a street and also getting bum jooned by bum joon while being tied in a chair.

He was then put back on the street recieving no payment for his near-major role in them movie. However, Amnesty International are now seeking a court case.

Now Fred appears on many shows including a fortnightly show on David Letterman, usually as comic relief.

Fred has hopes of apologies by The Sam, and does wish to be part of The Sam but can't see that happening.

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